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[mrsronweasley]

So, I'm having kind of one of the crappiest mornings ever, and I wanted to ask you guys:

Distract me?

I know you people love, say, oh, comment porn. Or whatever else. Or just saying silly things, because it's LJ and we're all silly. So, if you feel distracting me and just chatting, feel free. This a chat-friendly, porn-friendly, anything-goes kind of zone.

Starting...now.

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[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

*is still sending so much love your way and hopes it helps*

Random things that have been amusing me today:

- the phrase "killed by a condiment!", which is so much fun to say and, in the case of Supernatural, true.

- You have seen This Is Spinal Tap, right? If you liked it even remotely, then I thoroughly recommend this for cheering-up purposes. Today sucks, but it's not the apocalypse, and even then, rock and roll will never die!

- Oscar has learned about blowing kisses. He would always go "mwah" back at people who did kisses at him, but today he randomly started doing that spontaneously. He also learned about "there", so he'll go "there!" when handing you something. Um, this may not be that cheering for people other than me, but I figured it was better than nothing.

- Bad pirate jokes! Like, how do you become a pirate? The answer is that you don't - you just arrrrrrrrrrr. Also, in school, nerdy pirates run the video projectaarrrrrr.

*LOVE*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Oh, and: Nude Man Beats Car With Pigeon.

[starfishchick]

Like, how do you become a pirate? The answer is that you don't - you just arrrrrrrrrrr.

*dies laughing*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

*is sad this is the closest she has to a pirate icon*

I'm glad you liked! I also love that brainy pirates go to Harrrrrvarrrrd. (Sadly, I can keep going like that for way. too. long. Heh.)

[starfishchick]

I have MANY pirate icons. And I LOVE the jokes!! I plan to steal them for my own home use!

GIP!

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

You inspired me. Heh.

More really awesomely bad pirate jokes are here. ("Q: Can we replace that last one with something about Bob Marley, so we can have an additional gag about RastafARRRianism? A: No.)

Re: GIP!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

You are TOO cute for words. *ADORES*

Re: GIP!

[starfishchick]

That's AWESOME.

Q: Who's a pirate's favorite member of the creative team behind "32 Short Films About Glenn Gould"?
A: Don McKellARRR.

*dies laughing some more*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

- Woohoo! What a way to go. This makes me think of a slam poem someone at NYU once recited, with the phrase: "Tar tar sauce is the condiment of death", which I'm still laughing over, basically six years later

- Noooooooo...I am ashamed. I've seen bits and pieces, but never the whole thing. *hides*

- AWWWWWWWWW!!! That is SO CUTE!! Definitely cheering. :D

- YAY! OMG, I'm dying over here. You just ARRRRRRRR!

*LOVESLOVESLOVES*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

THE CONDIMENT OF DEATH. ahahahaha, that's amazing. *loves on you*

If you get the chance, I think you'd totally like Spinal Tap. It is beautiful, beautiful crack. Heh. (And more-or-less canonical slash with a happy ending! It is Fraser and Ray levels of gay... and wow, how did I not notice before that that rhymes?)

I have also decided that clearly, the pirate's favourite philosopher would be SocrARRtes, hee.

*hugs you so much*