GBP!

[mrsronweasley]

Despite having brought this to my attention, I would like to wish a Certain Someone a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

To my Dearest Alli,

Happy Birthday! (wench) I wish you the best of days (lacking in any latex penguin suits), and a wonderful, better than all the previous ones, year. I hope that someday soon you will realize - just like all of us have already realized - just how wonderful you truly are. And then, you will walk around the place like you own it, 'cause - you do! You deserve so much love, and happiness, and joy, and I wish you it all, and more. I wish for you to succeed (and I know you can), and I wish for you to be happy (and I know you can), and I wish you for you to know that you are very, very loved. Because you are. You're one of my very first (like, one of five first?) friends I made on LJ, and you are precious to me. Years together will do that to a girl. *g* Please take today to appreciate yourself, and celebrate yourself, and get really drunk and HAPPY, because you? Deserve it ALL!

Much, much love and sloppy kisses and some gropage (because you do have an amazing rack),
Liz

P.S. Turnbull says 'hi.' Also, he wants his uniform back.

♥

Comments

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. GOD!

Why is it that fetishwear seems so much kinkier when it's in German?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I know! That's exactly what I thought! Did you look at the rest of the site? Yeah. Dirty. Dirty, dirty Germans.

[cabari.livejournal.com]

Hah, seriously.

I went around showing EVERYONE who doesn't know better than to click on links I send that penguin suit last night. It went like this: This is someone's fetish. Someone wants to fuck this. WHY DOES THIS EXIST FOR SALE??.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

OMG! The TOAD!! *cries* Suddenly, I want to have really vanilla sex RIGHT NOW.

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

p.. ppp.... p....

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

p...precisely! PENGY! oh my god, PENGY.

[cabari.livejournal.com]

I hate my stupid birthday. But thank you nonetheless.

By the way, speaking of that site... did you see this one? It confused the hell out of me at first but then I GOT it and it was like, OH WHAT THE FUCK.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

But, see, WE love your birthday, so it's okay! Right? Right?..

OH MY GOD, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Surprisingly, I got it right away. Even though it took me a shamefully long time to figure out the penguin. No, really. It was pathetic. But this? OMG WHY. (I mean. Same for the penguin.)

[cabari.livejournal.com]

You actually get the penguin? Because I'm still kinda scratching my head.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

No "get it" as in "OMG I WANT TO BE A PENGUIN!" but, like, I know someone WEARS it. At first I thought: inflatable toy? What? Couldn't figure it out.

But no. No, I go not get the penguin. I pray that I will never GET the penguin. Ever.