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mrsronweasley ([personal profile] mrsronweasley) wrote2006-12-09 10:35 am
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GBP!

Despite having brought this to my attention, I would like to wish a Certain Someone a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

To my Dearest Alli,

Happy Birthday! (wench) I wish you the best of days (lacking in any latex penguin suits), and a wonderful, better than all the previous ones, year. I hope that someday soon you will realize - just like all of us have already realized - just how wonderful you truly are. And then, you will walk around the place like you own it, 'cause - you do! You deserve so much love, and happiness, and joy, and I wish you it all, and more. I wish for you to succeed (and I know you can), and I wish for you to be happy (and I know you can), and I wish you for you to know that you are very, very loved. Because you are. You're one of my very first (like, one of five first?) friends I made on LJ, and you are precious to me. Years together will do that to a girl. *g* Please take today to appreciate yourself, and celebrate yourself, and get really drunk and HAPPY, because you? Deserve it ALL!

Much, much love and sloppy kisses and some gropage (because you do have an amazing rack),
Liz

P.S. Turnbull says 'hi.' Also, he wants his uniform back.

[identity profile] maryavatar.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. My. GOD!

Why is it that fetishwear seems so much kinkier when it's in German?

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! That's exactly what I thought! Did you look at the rest of the site? Yeah. Dirty. Dirty, dirty Germans.

[identity profile] cabari.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, seriously.

I went around showing EVERYONE who doesn't know better than to click on links I send that penguin suit last night. It went like this: This is someone's fetish. Someone wants to fuck this. WHY DOES THIS EXIST FOR SALE??.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! The TOAD!! *cries* Suddenly, I want to have really vanilla sex RIGHT NOW.