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mrsronweasley) wrote2008-03-14 03:15 pm
mrsronweasley) wrote2008-03-14 03:15 pm
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Meme!
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shayheyred just made up a meme, and I felt so inspired, I actually did it. W00t!I want to read "Letters to Penthouse" written by your favorite characters. Any fandom, whether we share it or not. Seriously. Sam. Dean. Sam 'n Dean. John, Rodney, Ronon. Zelenka -- yes, I think he might have some questions he'd want to ask. Benton. Ray. The other Ray. One Ray pretending to be the other Ray.
Real people. Patrick. Pete. Miyavi. Anime people. Ichigo, Watanuki, Naruto, Kakashi -- whomever you'd like.
WRITE A LETTER TO PENTHOUSE (OR A PARALLEL GAY PUBLICATION) FROM A FANDOM CHARACTER!
Dear Penthouse,
I can't believe I'm writing this letter, but I'm desperate at this point, and it's not like I can ask anybody I know, because, for one thing, they're mostly idiots (not that I think that you people at Penthouse are Nobel Laureates, but at least you've got the experience going for you, and, like I said, I'm desperate), and I can't ask my - well, see, that's where the problem lies. Now, before you think that I'm just some loser scientist, I must tell you that, in fact, I am quite a brilliant and renowned man - a leader in my field, which is rather large in itself. In any case, I am a brilliant mind, but - and it pains me to admit this, but I'm desperate - it is because of this brilliance that I have neglected the more mundane life skills, such as getting from point A to the point of, well, pleasure, without a lot of fussing about and - well, look. What I'm trying to say here is that I have this new boyfriend, and he is incredibly hot - I mean, we're talking scorching, I really scored a 15 on this one. But he's kind of more experienced than I am, and to be honest, I have no idea why he's with me, but it has to be because of my brilliance, obviously. But my lack of experience in this particular field is really beginning to bother me. I don't know what to do! I've run into a mental wall. He wants to go all the way - he told me last night he wanted me to fuck him (you know, as gay men do, shall we say) and I freaked out and ran out on him. He's been emailing me all day, but I'm just - I'm freaking out, okay? What if I hurt him? What if I'm horrible and he dumps me? That is a humiliation I am not willing to take. I can barely get through a blowjob without gagging right now - how can I possibly be expected to do him the way he wants?
Where do I go for this? I need manuals, technique manuals, but there's no way that I can get one at the moment - so, I am asking and imploring you, Penthouse, to send me some kind of .pdf version of a gay sex manual, because this just isn't going to end well, otherwise. What do I do?
- Perhaps Having Daily Gnashing And Yelling (Panic)
Now, your turn!
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this is AWESOME. Srsly.
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Thaaaank you!
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\o/
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OMG, YOU WIN.
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Also, seriously, I can hear this SO clearly in his voice which I think means you hardout win the internets, and possibly the Pegasus Galaxy as well.
My favourite thing about this meme (yay you guys! yay Shay for starting it!) is how you can usually totally tell inside the first SENTENCE who it is. *beams*
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And YES. EVERYBODY should do this. So much fun!
*loves!*
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*adores you*
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