Bex and I plotted out a Frank/Gerard chatfic once about Gerard being one of those dudes who jacked off so much as a teenager in the same position that he then couldn't get off during partner sex/any other method? Like, just always humping the mattress or whatever. I can't remember if this is the same or different as the time where Gerard had necrophilia fantasies, but apparently at one point we had this chat:

[info]pearl_o: ...that's also what frank says in the universe where gerard has necrophilia fantasies, coincidentally!
[info]bexless: frank is accomodating
[info]bexless: but in that universe frank has to stand outside on the balcony for a half hour first

(It makes me really sad I no longer have all the chat transcripts I quote in this entry, seriously. Stupid dead laptops.)