LJ, play with me!

[mrsronweasley]

So, I'm stuck at work until 7, and kind of vaguely free until about 5:30. I'm WAY too keyed up about this event to do any ACTUAL WORK RIGHT NOW, let's be honest, so I'm doing this. WHY NOT, W/E W/E

Ask me things, and I will try to answer them as truthfully (or at least entertainingly :D?) and it HELP PASS THE TIME.

I HOPE.

Hi. *paws at friends list*

Comments

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A QUESTION. And that question is: sex chicken.

[shiningartifact.livejournal.com]

But is that sex chicken with dead Gerard or just LOOKS-DEAD-GERARD.

Because I DO draw a line at necrophilia.

(ohhhh, she DOES have lines)

Also, I know that you didn't even ASK ME, lol.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT QUESTION.

he just LOOKS dead, but he STAYS LOOKING DEAD throughout.

*waits*

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Further question: does he move at all? Does he respond in any way?

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

MORE GOOD QUESTIONS.

he gets hard, but other than that he plays dead as best he can. minimal movement unless things get ~really good.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

OKAY NO.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

ALSO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. LIKE, SERIOUSLY. DO YOU EVER HEAR YOURSELF?

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Interesting. Personally, it would depend on how motivated I'm feeling. I mean, if I'm being lazy then no, because it would basically be like having sex with a dead person. But if I'm feeling energetic, then yeah, it would be fun to work at getting him to respond somehow. And like, test his limits. (I'm assuming there are no like, drugs or other substances involved in making him deadlike.)

[anna-unfolding.livejournal.com]

This whole thread is win. But this?

"no, because it would basically be like having sex with a dead person."

I just cracked up hysterically. Because, yeah. That's what we're talking about. Like having sex with a dead person. [ded from laughing]

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

I'd be in as long as he didn't insist on sitting in a freezer beforehand.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

YES. Just.... YES.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

he gets hard, but other than that he plays dead

A stiff stiff?

Or is it better phrased as a stiff with a stiffy?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

...yes.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I, must like the majority of the world, too, draw the line at necrophilia.

The answer is NO.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

MOLLY PARKER IS VERY PUT OUT WITH YOU.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

MOLLY PARKER CAN GO SWIVEL ON IT



OH WAIT SHE DID

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Bex and I plotted out a Frank/Gerard chatfic once about Gerard being one of those dudes who jacked off so much as a teenager in the same position that he then couldn't get off during partner sex/any other method? Like, just always humping the mattress or whatever. I can't remember if this is the same or different as the time where Gerard had necrophilia fantasies, but apparently at one point we had this chat:

[info]pearl_o: ...that's also what frank says in the universe where gerard has necrophilia fantasies, coincidentally!
[info]bexless: frank is accomodating
[info]bexless: but in that universe frank has to stand outside on the balcony for a half hour first

(It makes me really sad I no longer have all the chat transcripts I quote in this entry, seriously. Stupid dead laptops.)