LJ, play with me!

[mrsronweasley]

So, I'm stuck at work until 7, and kind of vaguely free until about 5:30. I'm WAY too keyed up about this event to do any ACTUAL WORK RIGHT NOW, let's be honest, so I'm doing this. WHY NOT, W/E W/E

Ask me things, and I will try to answer them as truthfully (or at least entertainingly :D?) and it HELP PASS THE TIME.

I HOPE.

Hi. *paws at friends list*

Comments

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A QUESTION. And that question is: sex chicken.

[shiningartifact.livejournal.com]

But is that sex chicken with dead Gerard or just LOOKS-DEAD-GERARD.

Because I DO draw a line at necrophilia.

(ohhhh, she DOES have lines)

Also, I know that you didn't even ASK ME, lol.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I, must like the majority of the world, too, draw the line at necrophilia.

The answer is NO.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Bex and I plotted out a Frank/Gerard chatfic once about Gerard being one of those dudes who jacked off so much as a teenager in the same position that he then couldn't get off during partner sex/any other method? Like, just always humping the mattress or whatever. I can't remember if this is the same or different as the time where Gerard had necrophilia fantasies, but apparently at one point we had this chat:

[info]pearl_o: ...that's also what frank says in the universe where gerard has necrophilia fantasies, coincidentally!
[info]bexless: frank is accomodating
[info]bexless: but in that universe frank has to stand outside on the balcony for a half hour first

(It makes me really sad I no longer have all the chat transcripts I quote in this entry, seriously. Stupid dead laptops.)

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

1. WHY CAN'T THE SEQUANAL APPEAR MAGICALLY IN MY GOOGLEDOCS?

2. HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE THE LAST FEW HOURS ON A FRIDAY

3. YOU SHOULD TELL ME ABOUT THE TIME THAT WEREWOLF!FRANK WAS SICK AND SAD AND GERARD HAD TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER


4. P.S. OPERATION LICK SOME BUTTTTTT

5. ALSO GOD FRIDAY WHAT IS YOUR DEAL WHY CAN'T YOU BE GD OVER ALREADY

[anna-unfolding.livejournal.com]

#3 YES. What happened at lunch when Frank came back? Do they end up just having monthly hot bathroom sex that Gerard doesn't understand? Are they normal/awkward the rest of the time? WHY OH WHY IS WWBB NOT POSTING YET WHY.

That is all, fic-wise.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

1. B-FACE, I DON'T KNOW, BUT IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND I'M NOT LONGING FOR IT, YOU ARE MISTAKEN. IT ~~~HAUNTS MY DREAMS, I TELL YOU. I WANT IT SO BAD. ;______;

2. SO MUCH. I MOSTLY HATE THE FACT THAT IT'S TEN TO FIVE RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T LEAVE TILL ABOUT 7:15. I KNOW. I AM A PRINCESS.

3. OH GOD, ASK ME AGAIN AFTER POSTING'S DONE, I AM CURRENTLY GNAWING ON MY HAND WITH WORRY.

4. AMAZINGLY ENOUGH, EVEN BEFORE OPERATION LICK SOME BUTT HAPPENED, I WROTE SOME. LITERALLY THE NIGHT BEFORE. THERE'S AN AWESOME JOKE TO GO ALONG WITH IT. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I SEND YOU THE FIC. :D:D: \RIMMING/

5. OMFG, YOUR FRIDAY SOUNDS CRAY-CRAY WHYYYYYYYYYY DO THEY DO THIS TO YOU WHYYYYYYYYYYY

[reginagiraffe]

How much do you love your wife?

*g*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

*waits*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I love her a LOT. And I know this is only a semi-serious question, but let me answer it truthfully: I love her more than I could ever imagine loving another person. She is my favorite human being. No, really. I can't believe I found her. And that she loves me back. And that we're actually married. My life? Is kind of the greatest. ♥

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

Oh god, my brain is so wrapped up in myself right now, my questions are, like, what color sofa should I get??? Um, tell me about your favorite concert experience!

(This is my rug, fyi; it's more gold than brown in person.)

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

...I want that rug.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, what are the CHOICES? (I LOVE that rug. I actually think a light powder blue sofa would look adorable with it, BUT it would get dirty quickly? Unless it's microfiber. IDK! Helpful? :D?)

Hands down, the Manics, last October. I mean. It was unbelievable. I never thought I'd GET TO SEE THEM, much less see them at the PARADISE, SECOND ROW FROM THE FRONT. It was incredible. INCREDIBLE. My heart nearly burst from joy, my throat hurt from screaming the next day, and my feet killed from the jumping. AMAZING. ♥

[dancinbutterfly.livejournal.com]

1)Thoughts on the Black Cards? You disappeared so fast after the show I didnt get to talk to you about it!
2)So, in a world where Frank is a gay porn star in gonzo film in the San Fernando Valley and Gerard is a director(read he points a camera and says "okay, um, fuck I guess?"), how does Frank manage to convince him that just this once he should make an exception and fuck the talent? After all, Gerard's built something a reputation and a company with his brother based on being professional. He doesn't fall for stars. He's been burned before damnit and he knows better. How's their story go?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

1) OMG, yeah, I was sick, so we had to get the hell HOME, but I thought they were great! They didn't WOW me, and it was so different, seeing Pete not quite as...electric as he was when I saw him with FOB, but I really enjoyed the music, and just have Pete RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US was spectacular. ♥ Bebe was really pretty and has a GREAT voice.

2) Oh, man. I believe the build-up is slow, but that's okay, because Frank is nothing if not ~~~methodical. He gets to know Gerard outside of work; by "accident" at first, like stalking him to comic book stores and engaging him in conversation, then at gigs of mutually favorite bands; then there's coffee (Gerard's been sober for a WHILE), and then, MONTHS later, after their relationship has developed enough that Gerard sometimes FORGETS Frank is the talent, and not just an exceptionally gorgeous sexy friend, there's an accidental kiss in an alley outside a gig, during a much needed air and smoke break.

After that, not even Gerard can resist Frank's moves; especially since they aren't really moves at all, anymore.

AND THERE'S FUCKING, THE END.

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Literally, all I can think about is, WHEN AM I GOING TO FINISH THIS PAPER and hoping the answer is BEFORE 8AM WHEN IT'S DUE.

UM. Yeah, no, that's all I got. *cries*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

RAH RAH RAH YOU CAN DO IT! \o/

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Favorite kinks to read about? Kinks you will absolutely NOT read?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Favorite kinks:

- is rimming a kink? 'Cause that's a favorite.
- sometimes, I will do D/s (see: to cast turpentine kisses *____* FAAAVORITE)
- UHM. Drawing a blank. I can't really decide what's a KINK anymore, I guess?? Maybe I'm not very kinky? IDK. What are some kinks?

Kinks I will absolutely NOT read:

- watersports
- scat
- most breathplay
- most knifeplay

I think that's it!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you get to have sex with Frank but he wants ALL OF THE DOGS in the room and one of them is staring at you without blinking. DO YOU POWER THROUGH?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

YES. Without a doubt. BRING IT.

[anna-unfolding.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking of awesome sex questions. And then I remember what our facilitator pulled me aside to say, there are LINES, Anna; please stay on THIS side of the line."

So this is what you get instead: Frank and Gerard. You get one night with one for hanging out/talking/eating/fun making, and the other for sexy times (can include some talking BUT NOT TOO MUCH). Which goes with which?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, there is absolutely NO QUESTION for me. Gerard for hanging out/talking/eating/fun making and Frank for ALL OF THE SEXY TIMES. NO BRAINER. \o/

Also? I have no lines.

[r1cepudding.livejournal.com]

What is your number one otp sexytiems daydream scenario?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Wait. I need clarification. Are we talking...what my favorite Frank/Gerard sexytiems scenario I sometimes drift off and think about? Or, like. My OWN PERSONAL sexytiems otp helper? :D?

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

Ray, Mikey, Gerard: cliff, shag, marry?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Wow, okay! UHM. Sorry, Toro: off the cliff. Shag: Mikey! Marry: Gerard. :D?

[spin1978.livejournal.com]

The True Blood variation - Anna Paquin, Deborah Ann Woll, Lizzy Caplan: cliff, shag, marry?