LJ, play with me!

[mrsronweasley]

So, I'm stuck at work until 7, and kind of vaguely free until about 5:30. I'm WAY too keyed up about this event to do any ACTUAL WORK RIGHT NOW, let's be honest, so I'm doing this. WHY NOT, W/E W/E

Ask me things, and I will try to answer them as truthfully (or at least entertainingly :D?) and it HELP PASS THE TIME.

I HOPE.

Hi. *paws at friends list*

Comments

[reginagiraffe]

How much do you love your wife?

*g*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

*waits*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I love her a LOT. And I know this is only a semi-serious question, but let me answer it truthfully: I love her more than I could ever imagine loving another person. She is my favorite human being. No, really. I can't believe I found her. And that she loves me back. And that we're actually married. My life? Is kind of the greatest. ♥

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

...now I feel kind of bad for all the necrophilia.

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR NECROPHILIA

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

I am scrawling this in Sharpie on a t-shirt RIGHT NOW. Thank you for my new motto. :)

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

oh god wait that sounds like I support necrophilia

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Liar. You never feel bad about necrophilia.

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

I DON'T SUPPORT NECROPHILIA







I just think I mean if you are going to throw necrophilia into the mix you should just own it, you know? RIGHT? I MEAN, WE ALL SAW QUILLS, RIGHT? THERE WAS A SECOND THERE WHERE EVERYONE WAS ON THE LINE.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

DON'T EVEN FRONT, GIRL, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SOME DEAD ACTION.







ZOMBIES

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

But how together are the zombies? I mean, all in one piece or with bits of flesh dropping off every now and again?

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

I'd think that you'd have to do some supporting in necrophilia, right? Unless rigor mortis had...oh, that's not what you meant.

Is this where I break out the "necrophilia: crack open a cold one" joke?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

*dies*

*FOREVER*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

WAIT NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M INVITING NECROPHILIA



THIS CONVERSATION TOOK A WRONG TURN SOMEWHERE AT SOME POINT AND I AM NO LONGER IN CONTROL AT ALL



WHAT THE FUCK

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU, B. YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO BE ~FAIR-MINDED.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL

[reginagiraffe]

YAY! *g*

This answer makes me very happy! ♥♥♥♥

*hugs you both*