LJ, play with me!

[mrsronweasley]

So, I'm stuck at work until 7, and kind of vaguely free until about 5:30. I'm WAY too keyed up about this event to do any ACTUAL WORK RIGHT NOW, let's be honest, so I'm doing this. WHY NOT, W/E W/E

Ask me things, and I will try to answer them as truthfully (or at least entertainingly :D?) and it HELP PASS THE TIME.

I HOPE.

Hi. *paws at friends list*

Comments

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

he gets hard, but other than that he plays dead

A stiff stiff?

Or is it better phrased as a stiff with a stiffy?