(no subject)

[mrsronweasley]

Aww, fuck.

All of mayatawi's talk of HT and clothes and all of her wearing of HOT HOT CORSETS has led me to opening up a new tab, and fuck.

My brain keeps making grabby hands at it. It wants! But it shouldn't, because what if it doesn't fit? And it's kind of pricey! And and and...it's so PRETTY. I don't even know what I'd wear it to. But oh, so pretty!

It would probably look bad. Right? Yeah. Yes. Right. Shouldn't.

Should I?

Wah.

I think it may be my hormones speaking. And the funk I seem to have fallen into. 'Cause I'm all...wah! Want to make self feel better! PRETTY.

Bah.

In other news, my mom, after I came home:

"So, who is that on your background?"

"Callum Keith Rennie, he's Canadian. You like him?"

"Not bad! Only I kept wanting to fix his collar. The entire time. Don't you want to?"

I bit my tongue about what I wanted to do to his collar. I had to work really, really hard not to reveal my true intentions.

Comments

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

I bit my tongue about what I wanted to do to his collar. I had to work really, really hard not to reveal my true intentions.
Heeeeeeee. You win. You really, really win.

And I gotta remember that tongue-biting thing myself, because I keep forgetting, and that's how I ended up having to explain what polyamory was to my mother the other day. I mean, not that it had anything to do with Callum or people I fancied in any way at all, just... dear self: learn to play dumb when it will benefit you!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

You really, really win.

\o/

yay! *g*

and that's how I ended up having to explain what polyamory was to my mother the other day.

I win? YOU win! *dies laughing* I would dearly love to know what had led to that particular discussion. *is all ears* :D

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

*grin*

...I. um. I don't remember? It was... god, it was my own idiot fault, there was something on tv and I made a snarky comment - because I am just. that. special. - about how the polyamorists would feel discriminated against by oh!! it was an episode of CSI: NY!! that's right! I made a comment about how poly people would probably be a bit narked that they were being represented as omgszo weird!! on the episode, and mum was all "polywhat?" and i was all "...I don't live with fangirls anymore. *FACEPALM*"

I. Um. Also had to explain to her what "S&M" referred to about five years ago, too.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

That's wonderful. *g* I have a really hard not saying dumb shit in front of my parents, but I also have a very strong, healthy sense of self-preservation. It works out. *g*

S&M. Wow. That's...yeah. GO YOU.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

I have the self-preservation of, oh, a fruit fly. Or something. And I can't prevaricate to save myself nine times out of ten, too. IT IS HARD BEING ME.

I was, like, barely seventeen or something, too! Just, we were driving past the red light districtish area and there was a BILLBOARD up advertising something and my mum was all "...SM? what?" and I stupidly volunteered info. Will I never learn?