Hey, remember those drabbles from three days ago? (Probably not.) I had half of them done, and now I got the other half done, so here you go, anyway.

Note: Apparently, I can't do short drabbles. I can't. I fail at it. You get...ficlet-drabblets. Or...something...

For spin1978:


( House looked at the three pictures of his new underlings. )

For katrin:
How about Fraser being pissed off at Ray?

( 'Fraser.' )

For scriggle:


( Ray watched as Fraser began climbing the ropes behind the stage drapes. )

For soupytwist:


( Ray hated pictures. )

For hellboredoll:


All right, I gotta tell you, I can't do RPS/RPF. Can't do it. So, I made them into Joe and Billy. I'm sorry. But...have some Joe and Billy?.. *bats eyelashes*

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( God, Joe was a *dick*. )

All right. Here they be. lilac_one, I hope it's all right that you don't get a drabble, because, technically, with the smut fic... *g* That was your prompt.

Ok. So, sometimes you see something that makes you SO HAPPY because it is SO FUNNY, you feel the need to share. Ok, I do. I feel like sharing the funny. Yesterday, I discovered an icon that I couldn't stop laughing at for HOURS, like HOURS. I haven't had that happen with an icon since the classic (and I wish, I WISH I knew whose it was) icon that simply said:

"Dear Remus,

Necrophilia.

Love, Sirius."

That shit amused me for days.

So, I saw a few more that made me laugh outloud, and thought I'd do a whole 'let's share the laughs' post, because...I like sharing? My mommy taught me that.

( Iconses! )


Ok, and now for something completely different. shiroi_chi! Remember how I promised The Horrible Dog Puppet Interview with Richey and Nicky?

( Here it is, and more: )

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The scene:

Last night, at Anna's. She's bodily preventing me from leaving as we're lying on her bed and making like a fanfic only without the sex:

Anna (watching my neck while I'm cracking up): "Ohhh! Vein!"
Me (still cracking up): "Yes?"
Anna: "I think I found my new favorite body part on you." *gives me a hickey*

No, seriously? If we were a fanfic... (Or, if I had Callum's hands. Apparently, that would make all the difference. Then again, I can't really blame her.)

Ok, and I just heard Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" for the SECOND TIME THIS MORNING. SOMEBODY SAVE ME. I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. MY KINGDOM FOR SOME MANICS.

...and now, they're playing that "Listen to Your Heart" song. Clearly, this is not my day for music. Del, I know it's your doing. I know it.

Once again, I have proven to myself that I cannot take Ray/Ray. It was obvious from the start, but I thought I'd test my own limits again. They do not stretch that far. Even with fics by writers I love and admire, I cannot do it. It feels wrong. All of me is protesting with "but... but... FRASER! Ray and Fraser! OTP!! Mommy!!" Also, the ending of "Call of the Wild." I am a canon whore, and RayV ends up straight and in Florida. And Kowalski gets bent on Fraser. Tralalalalalalalalalalala....