Theoretically, a human being with dignity & self-respect.

Ok. So, sometimes you see something that makes you SO HAPPY because it is SO FUNNY, you feel the need to share. Ok, I do. I feel like sharing the funny. Yesterday, I discovered an icon that I couldn't stop laughing at for HOURS, like HOURS. I haven't had that happen with an icon since the classic (and I wish, I WISH I knew whose it was) icon that simply said:

"Dear Remus,

Necrophilia.

Love, Sirius."

That shit amused me for days.

So, I saw a few more that made me laugh outloud, and thought I'd do a whole 'let's share the laughs' post, because...I like sharing? My mommy taught me that.

( Iconses! )


Ok, and now for something completely different. shiroi_chi! Remember how I promised The Horrible Dog Puppet Interview with Richey and Nicky?

( Here it is, and more: )

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The scene:

Last night, at Anna's. She's bodily preventing me from leaving as we're lying on her bed and making like a fanfic only without the sex:

Anna (watching my neck while I'm cracking up): "Ohhh! Vein!"
Me (still cracking up): "Yes?"
Anna: "I think I found my new favorite body part on you." *gives me a hickey*

No, seriously? If we were a fanfic... (Or, if I had Callum's hands. Apparently, that would make all the difference. Then again, I can't really blame her.)

Ok, and I just heard Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" for the SECOND TIME THIS MORNING. SOMEBODY SAVE ME. I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. MY KINGDOM FOR SOME MANICS.

...and now, they're playing that "Listen to Your Heart" song. Clearly, this is not my day for music. Del, I know it's your doing. I know it.

I KNEW this day would be shite. I went home at 2:30, because Tom is cool like that, and the whole way home was dreaming of getting the mail. Dreaming about it. Like a loser. As I started to near the mailbox, I started getting suspicious for no reason at all and tried convincing myself that Jo's package wouldn't be there, just so that way, when it WAS, I would be even happier. I put the key in. I twist. I open. I see three letters. NO PACKAGES AT ALL.

And then, heart sunk below groundlevel, I get near the door, and...AUUUUGH! I MISSED MY BOOK! My "FOREVER DELAYED" BOOK! I missed it! Because they fucking REQUIRED A SIGNATURE! And I can't even get it tonight if I go to the PO, because it won't be available for pick-up unti tomorrow! TOMORROW! I'm in NEW JERSEY TOMORROW!

*cries*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

But thank you for your encouragement to let me whine. I really appreciate it.

This blows. *kicks things*

I'm off now. I shall see you all many hours from now. Love.

AUGH!!

p.s. My howlkingdom email account isn't working, so, um, if anybody has any burning emails to send me, use mrsronweasley @ yahoo.com