And the winners are...

*stumbles in, mumbling with only half of her face*

All the dentists in the world are now invited to BITE ME. I was thisclose to lashing out McKay-style, because HI, YOUR ENTIRE HAND is resting on my CUT-UP LIP, and the novocaine didn't go that far, so OW, and PLEASE stop pinching said lip so hard, I can feel it bleeding out onto your gloved fingers. Also? OW. OW.

Thank you. ("You shouldn't eat right now, since you're numb." "Yup, got it." "Oh, and by the way, you'll be sensitive for about a week?" "A WEEK?" "Yep! Have a great night!" "Mommy?")

In fun news that are guaranteed to make you smile! (Winningly! Maybe! Possibly!)

Seriously, check this out.

Best onscreen pairing of 2006:

1. Denny Crane (William Shatner)/Alan Shore (James Spader), "Boston Legal"
2. Lee Adama (Jamie Bamber)/Kara Thrace (Katee Sackhoff), "Battlestar Galactica"
3. John Shepherd (Joe Flanigan)/Rodney McKay (David Hewlett), "Stargate: Atlantis"
4. Hiro Nakamura (Masi Oka)/Ando Masahashi (James Kyson Lee), "Heroes"
5. Michael Scofield (Wentworth Miller) /Sara Tancredi (Sarah Wayne Callies), "Prison Break"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Vindicated! (Also, check out the whopping THREE m/m pairings in there. \o/)

Clearly, season 3 had all the children going, "Wait, wait, mommy? Are they gay?" And all the mommies answered as one, "Yes, honey. It's called 'putting the TEXT in SUBTEXT.'"

*pokes jaw* Ow.