Theoretically, a human being with dignity & self-respect.

It's good to know that only a smallish handful of you think I'm whacked. \o/

So, okay, results of the poll?

First, lamardeuse totally wins with her (horrific and terrifying) advice of "BREED HEAVILY AND OFTEN", which I will, despite the funny, choose to totally and completely ignore.

Runners up are all of you who wanted PORN as the cure. Especially brooklinegirl, who advised with "dirty, dirty porn. With rimming. and sex toys. Dildos, perhaps." It's the "Dildos, perhaps" that really makes that classy and couth.

Alternately, y'all said "MORE KIDFIC, DUH!" which is a totally valid lifestyle choice.

So I totally opened up my unfinished kidfic AU and I am staring at it, and it is staring at me back very defiantly. It's telling me, "YOU got yourself into this PLOT business, YOU dig yourself out", and I'm trying to tell it that just because I thought that AU Ray and Fraser couldn't start fucking as soon as they met when I started writing it, didn't mean it had to be this way NOW, when it actually so totally does, and hence the staring contest. It's 33 pages long and it's only the beginning.

*sigh*

But I really, really want to finish it. I just have to...work this plot out. Like, I think I vaguely know what goes where and how and why and, mostly, WHEN, but I have a hard time with putting all these elements together. I'm going to have to give it to someone to just, honestly, poke holes in the plot, because I'm sure there will be many opportunities.

But, you know that thing where we post bits of WIPs? The first one is more of the kidfic AU, the last two are my SGA fics that I'm not actually sure I'll finish. I go back and forth on them, and the second one is causing me actual existential angst, because the canon's moved on, and clearly, I haven't. But, well, here. I dunno. I might finish Siberia, 'cause it brings me joy. And I'm definitely going to work more on the due South AU, because - ditto. The last one, though...well, that one might just stay on my hard drive and wither.

( Kid!fic )

( Rodney in Siberia. )

( As of yet unnamed and unfinished John/Rodney epic. )

So, yeah. There's that. And I've been getting more and more back into Ray and Fraser. Because, really, I'm just not done with them yet. I was afraid I was, but apparently, I was wrong. And that kind of makes me all warm and fuzzy on the inside, and whatnot.

Title: "...and this is what it's for."
Fandom: due South
Pairing: F/K
Notes: A while back, I wrote a kid!fic drabble for katrin. I then got stuck on this little world, and the other night, sat down and wrote more. With endless thanks to brooklinegirl for her wonderfully encouraging beta.
Summary: Just a moment in time. (1500 words)

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