Theoretically, a human being with dignity & self-respect.

More drabble. For lilac_one, who wanted five years after "La Danza Mas Antigua", aka, Mexican Salsa Fucking.


( 'The New Dance' )

More later. :)

So, you've all seen this picture of Steve McQueen that brooklinegirl posted, right? Well, I've had this...scenario in my head for weeks now, and I finally let it all out on paper, as it were.

( It's Ray's Birthday and Fraser buys him the perfect gift. )

Forgive me. They are up. Some of them are TOTAL CRACK, but it's your faults for the pictures you chose. :P This was way more fun than it should have been. And remember - crack.

For maryavatar:


( Fraser froze... )

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For pearl_o:


( Ray had asked for it. )

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For rhythmsextion:


( They were fully clothed... )

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For wild_boys:


( 'Uh, Capt'n?' )

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For cabari:


( When Sailor Tight-Pants met Mister Skull-On-Leather-Jacket, he knew he had to have him. )

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For soupytwist:


( Yeah, Ray was never going to figure Fraser out completely... )

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For scriggle:

(I've only seen the movie once, so...this may not be totally accurate. *g*)

( Well. He sure ain't never been *lassoed* before. )

spin1978! I had NO IDEA what to write! I was all...trying and starting and none of it worked at all, and I'm sorry. *hangs head*

spacedye_vest - I never figured out if it was a prompt or not, so I'll just wait and see for you tell me whether or not it was one. I is dumb. :P