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So, I'm hiding out in my room. Because, see, when I finally got home today, my mom regretfully informed me that we had people coming over at 5. I said, "over my dead body" and begged her to lie for me and say I wasn't back yet. Luckily, she understood. And lied. As did my dad. So, now I'm up in my room, with the lights off, not being bothered by ANYBODY, and have an urge to write porn something.

So, give me a prompt! A word, or sentence, or image, or anything at all.

Thank you kindly. :D