Theoretically, a human being with dignity & self-respect.

First of all, I have a rec!

Tangled by slidellra.

One of the cutest, funniest, and in-character fics I've read in a long, long time. Look:

( Ray tilted his head... )

*flails* Go read! Tell her how wonderful it is!

And now, a meme, taken from lordessrenegade:

Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.

I forsee another long day at work. Help me out? *smiles winningly*

*slinks out*