Theoretically, a human being with dignity & self-respect.

So, they say today is about romance. I say, today should be about all kinds of love, and today, I am sending my love to aneli8, who asked me a few weeks ago:

"Write me porn for my birthday?"
"Your birthday's in August."
"Christmas?"
"We just had Christmas."
"Write me porn for Valentine's Day, woman."

I wrote her porn for Valentine's Day.

Title: "In Which Ray Should Thank Frannie, But Never Does"
Fandom: due South
Pairing: F/K
Rating: Sex
Length: 3900 words
Author's Notes: with huge thanks to bohemian__storm and shihadchick for the lightning speed betas. You ladies RULE. This is just a bit of fun on Valentine's Day. The title comes from the fact that I really suck at titles. ETA: Forgot to mention that this is also kind of in response to lilac_one's drabble request: "Ray's t-shirt covered belly. And Fraser." Well, I may have overdone it a bit...

To my dearest Anna, without whom my life would sucketh too muchly to contemplate, I give my words of dirty, and hope that today finds her in higher spirits (and closer to returning to her Computer of Own, my poor dear).

I love you.

( In Which Ray Should Thank Frannie, But Never Does. )