Valentine's Day Crackfic, rated S for Stupid. (Or, like, PG-13 for suggestion.)

Dear Fandom!

( Happy Valentine's Day?.. (WARNING: CRACKFIC CONTAINED THEREIN.) )

Love is all around!

(At least on LJ.)

Hey, all, it's Valentine's Day! I know, I know. Made-up holiday, so much bad chocolate you could barf, and LJ's pink schema is giving me an aneyurism. NEVERTHELESS.

Have you gone HERE yet, where justbreathe80 is having a Fangirl Love-In? Go! Tell fangirls how much you love them - anonymously, so you can be as crass as can be! Or as embarrassing. Or all! And make somebody's day.

And, well, it had also been requested by... someone... that we do an anonymous poll of... *cough*

Which Fangirl(s) Do You Want to Make Out With At muskratjamboree?

Wicked fucking classy, yo. But I'm helleboredoll's bitch, apparently, so guess what!

Here it is. Uhm. Yeah, really. Come and tell us WHO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH AT A CON NEAR YOU.

Have fun, y'all!

And don't forget to tip your waitresses. *bows out*