Theoretically, a human being with dignity & self-respect.

Heeeeey, LJ, hey hey.

I have a new phone
I love it so much
It is white and
It's shiny
And it's easy to type

On

I love it so much, I had to make up
A song
Or a poem

To tell you how much.

( I promise: not drunk.)

YO.

Srsly, though, thanks to my parents who sprung for half if it, and to drlense, who took me to the mall on a snowy morning, I have a shiny beautiful new iPhone I have named Tami, because she is gorgeous, kickass, and a hero. Wheeeeee!!!

HOW ARE YOU

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