Guessing game.

So, I was just having breakfast (NO WORK TODAY, HA!) and reading an article in a magazine.

If I take out some information, will you be able to guess who this was about?

[Blankety Blank] is a man of many talents. The writer, director, producer and - of course - butt-kicking film star also plays and drums on his latest album, [Blankety Blank]. But he's proudest of his guitar skills. "You can't find another actor who can play guitar as good as me," he boasts. "Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russel Crowe, Kevin Costner - they're not even in my universe." His blues album features guest appearances by Bo Diddley and Pinetop Perkins as well as some new [Blankety Blank] tunes, including one that ends with the lines: "I told her I can't have no more sass/And from now on, she can talk to my ass." At least he's not bragging about his lyrics.

The answer, of course, is ( under the cut. )

And today I hope will be a productive day. So, I'm going to sit here and write until my fingers bleed this afternoon or so, and then, I will do grad school stuff.

Yes. On with the show.

Three things:

1) Kristen Bell is 5'1. I don't know why, but I feel vindicated. Short pride!

2) The professor AU is 4,300 words long, and I'm actually happy with what I've got so far. I'm hoping to squeeze out another couple thousand today. Hopefully. *crosses fingers* It doesn't help that I have no idea how long it will end up being. *cough*

3) ( Season 2 of VM, with spoilers, of course. )

4) Okay, one last thing. I'm not being, like, hit with inspiration for the drabbles and the other things. I'm trying! It's just taking a long time. I think they will come as I...get inspired? I feel bad. I will get them done. Just...not quite YET...