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This is such a slow morning. It isn't bad, per se, nothing bad is happening, it's just...slow. I feel like I'm moving through molasses, but it's still not a bad thing - it's just inconvenient that I'm at work. Not even crappy - just inconvenient. I could be doing a lot more at home - writing, filling out applications, playing with my niece, talking with my sister - but instead I'm at work, and it's not even ten yet, though I feel like I've been here for eight hours already - hasn't even been three.

And I'm getting bored. That hasn't happened for a while at work, but everybody is quiet and subdued and thinking about being elsewhere, and it's a weird little place right now. Kind of not-quite-real.

And, well, I have nothing to do at the moment.

So, I figure, it's time for the semi-monthly round of tell me something anonymously: a joke, a life story, a fear, a love, anything - about anything or anyone. I don't track IPs or anything like that, so it's totally anonymous. (Or you can do with your name attached, obviously.)

In other words, entertain me?..