On The Repeated Stupidity of Me.

I swear to God, if anyone's going to drive me into an early grave, it'll be me. I had a passport scare today - like, I LOST IT!!!! I've been running around like a mad chicken, all around, here, there, finally, the porter's at my building tipped me off to check with the security people in my dorm, and HURRAH, someone found it and turned it in!

I just now got my head out of the noose. I swear to God - my head has got to be the worst place for anything coherent to take place. I am one of the most irresponsible people on Earth, and I don't do it intentionally, and I get so pissed off at myself afterwards. Like now! HOW could have I been so stupid as to have dropped my PASSPORT (!!!) onto the corridor FLOOR?!?! GAH!

I've hidden it. No one's ever going to find it. Probably, not even me.