Update!

So, guess who's sitting next to me, cracking up at the results on her own meme? That's right - it's Josephina! Bwahahahahahaha!

(Jo - "Josephina?")

The first thing we did when we saw each other: accidentally got drunk. Oopsies! See Jo's journal for details that I am, apparently, not allowed to see yet. I know the details, of course. (Vaguely) But just not what she's writing. Wench!

There was a moment where we thought all would be lost, as more drinks bought by random old men arrived at our part of the bar. But as it was the middle of the afternoon and we were at Port Authority, we decided to quit while we were - sort of - ahead and leave. We even made it to a pizza place and bought pizza. Be happy for us! We managed not to fall over! I was proud. I think Jo was too.

Then we went and sobered up. I showed Jo all my old 'places' at NYU and was a bitter hag. I think she was amused.

When we finally got to my car, we were cold sober. We were cold. And we were sober. We then proceeded to rent gay movies, look at gay smut, hear gay music (it's all gay to us), and have a very very gay - harhar... - time. I had to work after that today, people. That was not so gay. But Jo was right around the corner, and it continued to be very gay after that. We are now very very hungry.

For the record: we talked about a few of you. A lot. Ha. And Jo has NEWS!! She has NEWS and she forgot to TELL YOU!! Silly woman!

She'll tell you tomorrow.

And now we're off to go eat, return arborealis's call (his call didn't go through, but he left me the best message. He even howled! We love David.)

Then we're going to go and have a few gay drinks and watch gay movies.

This is a very gay weekend. We like gay weekends.

JO'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(To Moa: YAY!! We are SO HAPPY for you! Now, go update. ;) Love you!)
(To Katie: I. Want. Email. Tell me all about it. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you, lovie, and I know you'll do great.)
(To Rochefort: Just saying hi! Hope you're well and not feeling guilty! We love you!)
(To Ni: We love you too! If we didn't have only a cellphone, you'd be getting a phonecall by now. HA!)
(To Minx: Yes. He is Remus's bitch. That line really says it all right there. 'Sit down, Sirius'. Oh yes. Oh, and yes. We love you as well.)
(To Vonnie: I am the worst person on the planet.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO SO SO SO SOS OS SO SOSOSOSOS SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JO AND I WISH YOU ALL - THE - BEST!!!!!!
Because we LOVE YOU!! And MISS YOU!!

OH!! OH!!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. NOW I'm done.

(Exclamation point overload. Must drink to recover.)